Marion has survived for decades as a vampire, but surviving isn't the same as thriving. Blood never seems to come easily to her, and apparently, neither does a decent place to live. When her living situation falls apart, a bad night of hunting and some very poor impulse control land her in the orbit of Logan, a mortal girl who somehow finds it easier to charm a vampire than the other way around. For fans of socially awkward vampires, TTRPGs, ill-advised living arrangements, disaster lesbians, and sassy witches.